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These are a few of my (least) favorite things . . .

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Packing up to leave my

5-star $500+ per night

Relaix & Chateau hotel in Provence this morning,

I documented a few of my most/least favorite things:

 

 

Thumbs up:

  • Toilet in its own little closet. Brilliant (once you locate it)!
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    Separate closet for the toilet!

  • Magnifying mirrors.
  • Electrical outlets that are accessible without moving a massive piece of furniture.
  • Free wi-fi.

 

Thumbs down:

  • Bathroom wastebaskets with hinged lids. Annoying. Step on a foot pedal every time I want to toss a Q-Tip . . . why?
  • Hairdryers that only work when you press on the button. Why?
  • Bathroom outlets that only accommodate men’s shavers. Why?
  • CNN. Bad news is bad enough in the context of home. When I’m thousands of miles from home, bad news is magnified immensely. If I need to know, I’ll learn about it another way.
  • Hangers without hooks. The ones that you have to insert into a little thingie. I expect these in a cheap roadside motel. Why here?
  • Nickel-and-Diming. Four euros ($5.20) for a bottle of water . . . are you kidding me?!
  • Absence of iron and ironing board. Paying an outrageous sum to have someone press my clothes should be optional. I will press my own, s’il vous plaît.
  • Absence of coffee maker. The room rate is €300 and there’s no coffee? Not even instant Nescafe? Are you kidding me?!
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Hate these hangers!

What are YOUR pet peeves at hotels?

 

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Hate these hairdryers!

 

 

 

Next week: Travel tips!

 

 

 

2 Comments

  • Bob Franz May 30, 2013 at 2:55pm

    $17 a day charge for intermittent wifi.
    No effective room temperature controls.

  • Joe Peters June 2, 2013 at 9:49pm

    Trickle showers. Shower heads which do not flow enough water due to poor maintenance or insufficient water pressure. Guests expect a good shower from a good hotel!

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